somehow in between the body shots the bong hits and trying to convince the 7-11 lady to let me fill up my vodka bottle with cherry slurpee. i misplaced my car.
Being hungover naked and coloring my hair. I guess I am not naked I have black latex gloves on. Give me a call.
im coming over.
seriously this is one of those moments where im glad i dont really talk to or know the people i sleep with
Well said.
Can we talk about the cons of throwing up in the bathtub. there are no pros.
WTF YOU HAVE A GIRLFRIEND?
Oh yeah that.
I took the precaution of putting my macbook the one place in the dorm there is no way i can piss on it... the toilet
Thru out the entire phone conversation I went from thinking: he's making a gay come-on, to he's trying to sell me drugs, before realizing he was offering me a job with an internet company. Things are gonna be awkward in class this week.
Wackin it to the USA womens soccer team. My own personal way of saying job well done.
Had to belly crawl across the floor to the toilet with my eyes closed to puke my life out without making my hangover worse. Three times.
I think having a vagina should be considered a skill, give me a break.
i woke up in just my socks. my clothes were outside, he had rugburn on his elbows, and a window was broken.
No apologies necessary. Just give me sex and Pop Tarts, and we'll call it even.
I'm sorry but the visual image of you suffocating on vagina is basically hysterical
I just got St Patricks day and the day after St Patricks day off, wich I'm pretty sure is as close to a raise as I'll ever get.
sex on a bike is impossible
challenge accepted
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