break up sex still means we will always be broken up.
I'm not going to blow you while you look at fish on the internet.
It's like there testing me. My dad kept handing me margaritas and saying "you can take it"
There's a high school volleyball camp on campus this summer. I'm definitely going to jail.
When I realised he had a girlfriend I just started telling them about my ex and how I write poetry about him. Which I then read to them. They just gave me pity looks and left me to finish my spliff alone.
You described pouring milk in your strawberry cereal as a glittering magnificent water fall, skimming over the mountain and little strawberry citizens.
Is it wrong that the only reason I'd want Savannah in my wedding party is to watch her whore around and drink?
No matter how drunk I am or how drunk I'll ever be I love you
I made out with a dude last night who has an ex wife. Is this what post grad life is about?
I woke up sandwiched between them, all of us naked, and they were just sharing a cigarette, a donut, and the paper like it was just some normal post-threesome Sunday brunch.
Literally sitting on my bed in the dark trying not to throw up
Liar. My heart is broken and my boobs are disappointed.
I can't base my relationships off of good dick and dogs.
i feel like if my pee,blood, or vomit is on it...it should belong to me by default. can we make that a rule?
First dip in a brand new jar of Nutella, and my man’s dick are two things I will not fucking share.
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