just threw up while drinking by myself. This is all your fault. You here = a good night, You not here = alcoholism
There was so much of it... it was like he poured a bowl of pudding on my face. It's not bad for your hair is it?
Just so you know, the bottle of red gatorade is NOT GATORADE. It is definitely someone's puke. I hope nobody else makes the same mistake I did.
My foreign exchange student got here today. I turned on man vs. food and told her that "this is all you need to know about America."
he opened the microwave and beer cans poured out
she stopped mid-blowjob to explain how to acheive the haircut shown in the movie
I'd hate to be 100% hetero. Pretty sure they have less orgies
The guys in the quick check just recognized me as the girl who bought rolling papers and whipped cream. This is the walk of shame on crack.
Then that is decided. Fuck away my little bunny rabbit.
If you need us, Zoe and I will be on my kitchen floor drinking Gatorade and crying
He yelled "HOO-ah!" like Al Pacino when he pulled down his pants. Trust me, he has every right to.
My goal is to be drunk before we even get out of the No Wake Zone.
And here I thought that was one nut sack too many
I woke up in a bush somewhere in Tucson with a full suit on. Great way to end my birthday.
Just saw Little Red Riding Hood riding a guy on hood of a car
Good for her for committing to the costume
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