Yeah, but thats the third time she's peed on me.
oh there is nothing like the 1st beerbong of the school year
I have sucked so much dick this week I think I am going to start sweating semen
Let's create a 16 and pregnant drinking game
Given my current decline of critical thinking and capacity for speech it's probably best u call the cops
No, we have matured. We've stopped having sex in front if his room mate.
Well if all fails we can always become surrogate mothers. I hear that pays well.
We had sex under a tree in his boss's backyard, then I hooked up with his best friend. I don't even care how I got home.
i shit in a pringles can and hid it somewhere in your house....happy hunting
I had to break up with him he didn't understand my priorities. I'm sorry but Saturday nights are for pot and Doctor Who. I'm not going to change who I am.
Yes but that point is quickly negated bc u should never have to search more than one room to find your underwear.
C'mon pople!!! THursday afternoon isnot gonna drinkin itself!!!
She said if her future children dont have blue eyes she wont love them
I just almost puked & then I panicked and forced it back down because I thought I would be a waste of the apple turnover I ate.. I'm that hungover
Omg I can't even...
Once you start using "cuddles" as a code word for sex you'll never get real cuddles again
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