Can you send me a pic of you vag, I'm sexting the guy and he wants a pic but I didnt shave
dude are you serious?
I know you already have a pic on your phone
Dear everyone. As mark stated i did the 'piss n run' last night. This is all new to me and it scares me. Again, sorry. "if i could turn back time" -cher
worst. lesbian. ever. i'm not sure she knows a clit from a pencil eraser.
I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
So Delta doesn't take cash. I used my card to buy a drink and asked the attendant if she could leave it open.
I can't be drunk. Sober yes. Drunk no. Spoonfuls
remind me again why lemons and alcohol in the crock pot is a bad idea?
I vaguely remember chanting "USA" at the pool when we were talking to the Frenchies.
We were pointing at fat people and chanting USA.
I say go for the trifecta and maybe you'll get a medal or something. Or a baby. That's like the same thing right?
I hope your fat roommate breaks the bunkbed and crushes you in your sleep
And by pregame I mean drink heavily and watch Russian dash cam car crash vids
Naw but when she was in the bathroom I threw the condom out the window and I'm pretty sure it hit some girl
I think the biggest problem with being overhigh is when the kitchen was on fire and I was pointing and laughing and eating rootbeer oreos like it was fucking Ozzfest 2000
Heading there now. Already have a boner.
I'm sorry I walked in on you guys, but all I heard from outside was her screaming "Dive, dive!". Sex was my last guess for what was going on in there.
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