I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
I totally ignored my nose and drank sour milk this morning. The tupid carton said 4/22/09. i puked everywhere..
So thanks to the xanax and vodka memory erasering combo i wake up only to reopen a picture of some very familiar balls
I can do anything tonight that doesnt involve an erection.
I think he just gave me the 'I used to fuck your sister' discount
Well after last night it's official...I cannot die...it time to use this power for good instead of handle contests
I'm sorry I dragged a dildo (on a leash) into your room last night.
Lives are in shambles. Livers are in disrepair. Our friend was missing for 2 days. His brother slept in a porta potty. God damn you college world series
My dad just decided to play wingman for me... I dont want to let the family down... but both these girls are hideous
Omg, you would have loved the guy I almost hit with my car tonight
You're just gonna have to make the sacrifice man.
I'm trying to hide in the table.
I don't know what to do with my life other than going on Reddit and watching porn.
Did my roommate wake up in your girlfriend's apartment in drag again?
Like you can't just be like oh bb and THEN SEND ME A FUCKING PICTURE OF MY 8TH GRADE FAT SELF IN A TACO COSTUME
I just bought a slurpee and condoms. God bless America.
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