I stuck it in and pulled it out
Did she like it?
She giggled?
She liked it
I am full of burrito and curiosity
I think the waitress doesn't beleive I have friends coming. I've had 4 drinks and a large salad just waiting for you guys.
its a vaginal recession for me, ill take what i can get
I'm gonna need you to NOT let me play duck duck goose with three racoons in the middle of the street next time.
What should I wear?
Uhhhhh...idk? it's a gay bar
I found something that says "i'm here to party, but not fuck guys."
I hope he says my name when they're having anniversary sex this weekend.
I know you hold the fastest time for "zoo downhill wheelchair racing" but I don't see what that has to do with this.
She's just so happy...and so naked.
hey now, it was 6 bucks for 5 shots. you would have lost your panties too.
Are there any rules against fucking the hot TA?
Maybe for her....
Her problem, not mine
In the last six hours i have procured a free sandwich, watched three movies, and came to orgasm. If that isn't productivity then i don't know what is.
As if I didn't already know that I was in the friend zone, our conversation that included the words "kiddo" and "old friend" really was a knee biter.
Im selling my dirty underwear to pay for that cruise. NO JUDGEMENT . I love you lol ❤❤ also dont tell anyone
You'll be pleased to know I just had an elaborate day dream about your penis. you were there too.
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