When are you freeeeeeeeee?
My phone auto corrected that to freeeeeeeeeedoooooooooom. That's kinda awesome.
You pointed at his crotch then made a thrusting motion. I think it's safe to say every guy at my college loves you.
They don't allow McDonald's in the ER. Go figure
I look like slutty woodland creatures dress me in the morning. Everybody's got problems.
My birthday is in 11 days. Going ham. Consciousness will not be an option
The bottle of Jameson may have been a bit aggressive for a Sunday cookout.
Are there any plans to where i might need to be dressed semi-nicely or is it a "pants optional" weekend?
Apparently I took a selfie with fried chicken at 2 am....I'm still trying to figure out where I got the chicken. I thought I was making mac & cheese.
I gave him head while despicable me 2 played in the background. I think I disappointed the minions
Like Is it appropriate to tell your boss you banged a guy in the back of a truck at a wedding? Probably not.
Also lets pinky promise right now that we will NOT play "Pony" outside of each other's rooms if we have a hook up over
Rolled over in bed this morning and found Nutella and wet naps. Why can't it ever be a fire fighter, or Jude Law.
the fact that I've been his fuck buddy for a year, and I'm pregnant isn't bothering me. the fact that he didn't tell me about his girlfriend does.
The blunt fell in the hottub, i mean i knew she was upset but i didnt expect her to dive for it and come up balling her eyes out...
Bro I rebuilt the dungeon in animal crossing visit me
Broooo
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