Did you hit it?
Turns out she was a he. but to answer your question, yes.
It's like sleeping with someone you met at a karaoke bar. It's never okay.
Apparently the guard had to repeat "you're too drunk to get in" three times before I understood. I guess he was right.
you kept falling over in mid-conversation and you just got right back up as if nothing happened...
you made a powerpoint titled 'things i've drank tonight' and emailed it to me.
sitting alone on a bench with a sombrero and a bottle of vodka. really angry i got here before you guys.
I woke up at 6am to a knock and a naked guy at my window.
I have a third degree burn on my inner thigh from the blunt dropping on me in the car
Is it wrong i wouldn't sleep with him because his boxers said #1 dad all over them?
Would seriously like to slash his tires but then I feel like I'd have to deal with him longer.
I gave him head during Pitch Perfect 2, I felt like the Bella's were cheering me on with their back up tunes
The day I let him eat me out will be the day that Donald trump is an honest, kind, non-bigoted member of society
I JUST WANT TO SIT IN MY UNDERWEAR AND WATCH THE BRAVES GAME AND NOT BE CONSTRAINED BY MY ED SHEERAN SHORTS
sad thing: we were only a shot away from an orgy. good thing: we all got laid.
I remember waking up on the bathroom floor and seeing my teeth behind the toilet
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