Yeah, i think she was German or something.
No dude, she's just got a speech impediment.
I went with the blow up doll and I'm glad I did.
They upped the price of Plan B! Rite-aid is going to be the reason I have illegitimate kids.
I've never seen so many strippers at a funeral...
Probably shouldn't have worn my jeans covered in blood from last night to class.
So apparently we dropped beers outside the apartment last night, and someone RETURNED them! Ha like what? I just walked out the front door to Christmas in a box on my doorstep.
Jesus just hopped over the fence with a rack of coors. How's your Halloween?
In anticipation of No Judgement Tuesday, I believe a Can We LOL At What We Did Last Night Saturday is in order
I feel like all of the victims from Seven. Best birthday weekend ever.
Tell Taylor to rock on. Tell her she is so beautiful that the sun shines down on her face and shows her beauty. Tell her to live on, like Martin Luther King. He'll never die. He's living his dreams.
EW HE JUST SNAPPED ME A NUDE BUT HE CENSORED HIS DICK BY COLORING IT I DID NOT ASK FOR THIS
The language barrier was annoying .... So we just had sex. That is how you deal with not being able to chat isn't it???
IM HAMMERED AND JUST HAD CHEESECAKE THAT MADE ME FEEL LIKE NO MAN HAS EVER MADE BE FEEL BEFORE.
I fell into a police barricade, a cop helped me up and asked if I've been drinking. I just looked at him and said "dude.." He proceeded to take out his handcuffs
Guess who won a basket of sex toys in front of his parents, aunts, uncles, sister, and cousin...
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