i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
Yeah but his hole really smells sometimes
He posted a picture of my bra on facebook with the caption "I don't know who I hooked up with last night but if this is yours please come pick it up".
good it was pretty cute, also what would bong water do to a puppy?
Nope, sorry. Already took my bra off. All down hill from here. My next act will be crying, singing, and eating girl scout cookies in the shower. You can come watch the shit show though.
By the way. I expect to test the theory of you running a mile drunk for memorial day.
Since I fall down so much at parties I've started doing this new thing where when I fall I just yell FLOOR PARTY and make people bring the party to me
You meet the best people naked in a hot tub at 2 am.
MEAN GIRLS IS ON NETFLIX! I REPEAT, MEAN GIRLS IS ON NETFLIX! THIS IS NOT A DRILL! I LITERALLY NOW HAVE TO CANCEL ALL OF MY WEEKEND PLANS.
I have the overwhelming need to take care of him. Both with my vagina and like emotionally.
She's blowing me while I'm watching air jaws. I love shark week.
But forealz I'm gonna need a solid 52 orgasms so hydrate.
Ohhh the usual. Laying in bed reflecting on my decisions
Is it okay to mention my ambition to become a supervillian and kill all humans on a first date, or is that a second date discussion?
Dude i woke up today by a pile of fried chicken and wearing a bra
.......stop going to frat parties....
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