I just saw what sperm look like swimming around. I'm not happy with what you've put in my stomach.
Going to a jewelry store high is not a good idea. I look like mr.t's wife.
you made your cat watch a peta video with you, so you could show it how just how good its life is
No, i know about the eggs and penis, the oh wow was for the fire
I thinking of taking all of the pics of his dick that he's sent me and making a calendar.
I just want him to slap me with his dick and call it love
We interrupt your regularly scheduled Saturday morning programming with this important announcement: you are not the father. I repeat not the father. Congratulations and have a nice day.
I think I'd be more bothered by his cross dressing if I wasn't secretly into women..,
You kept whispering to me that the guy making your burrito was an angel.
i warned you not to do dabs 20 minutes before graduation. You never listen
He literally lured me in the house with his cat then we ended up fucking on the living room couch while the cat just sat there and watched
You came out in nothing but lingerie and a Jedi robe claiming you needed more of those baby hot dog things or you were gonna go all Sith on us
Well, that's not my fault. I make decisions all the time when I'm drunk.
You kept licking my face. You said you were making sure I was real.
I got fucked in a bat mobile this morning. Being slutty rules.
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