school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
It was unlikely that the relationship was going to end with anything other than antibiotics.
I'm so used to throwing up its no longer a game of hanging over the toilet. Now it's just 'stand up, aim for the toilet, do my thing' then walk out
Just a heads up: The party is Fourth of July themed. Spread the word
dude its may
Work with me here, man.
In class ... We were just assigned groups for the quarter... Remember that night we took shots from that guys pants? I now know his name
Well, there are worse ways to make $50 at a gay club.
After the concert, I paid a cab to drive me around the city so I could shout "dc highfive!" at everyone who passed for an hour and a half.
The woman at the bus stop told me i smell delicious and asked if i wear cotton then proceeded to tell me about her shellfish allergy
You were such a shitshow...I was just standing in the kitchen eating my toaster strudel and you came in, whispered "you didn't see anything" and led him to the couch
Yeah when we were together he never sent me dick pics like a normal boyfriend. It was always pizzas. That should've been my sign.
You know I love you more than life itself, but love has its limits. And so help me god, if you bail on me, I will fucking watch the last Game of Thrones episode without you.
I recall trading my iPhone watch for a carton of Marlboros.
I'm like the big dick whisperer.
I have seen you puke and 5 mins later rock my world. So there is hotness there that average people will never see..
I lysoled the money\n(631): wrong text lmao
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