We drank from noon till 5 am, there was adderall and nice jews involved it was just crazy
That was the most comfortable bag of doritos I have ever slept on!
I just want you to know if you wake up tomorrow morning and wreak of mustard, I was not involved.
No you are right. With a nickname like Monster Cock, you shouldn't expect him to want to "just talk". I'd be insulted too
I'm not sure if you saw my recent facebook update, but I have already put the Radio Flyer wagon to good use. I had someone pull me to the nearest bar.
Hey fuck you and your taint. I'm just riding a canoe called life, back the fuck off. P.s. I need a ride
I'll be accepting presents in the forms of drinks, drugs, and orgasms. So any or all of those will be fine.
Yeah...I know. It's cute I think...I mean cute in a weird like hey I kinda took you home from the bar one night, maybe criticized your penis, and fucked your brains out...kinda sorta way
"guaranteed dick" "anywhere - her room, my room, trees, couch"
Sorry that was quotes about you from the grad student.
show concern. Mark ate a butterfly and proceeded to drink more shots like nothing happened
Walking in on a gay threesome, with a girl in the corner watching and taking vid is a reason to not only knock, but to never go to Savannah.
Well supposedly when the cops came, they say I tried to get them in a conga line like Jim Carrey in The Mask. So....yea
I've faked every orgasm I've ever had, I think I can fake being sick for 8 hours.
Do you think it would be weird to wear a shirt that says 'big fun small package' from an ex for a first date?
If by whore you mean UPGRADE....then yes I am
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