for future reference: anal bleach BEFORE boozing
Just because you're using the Hipstamatic app for your nude photo taking, it doesn't make your drunken blowjob pics any classier.
yeah you're probably right.. i should stop equating love with getting naked on a webcam for him.
Set off the fire alarm in our dorm at 2:30 am last night. 150 Naked people wrapped in towels shared a bag of popcorn with me as we watched the firefighters frantically search for my burnt popcorn in the building.
OMG THAT WAS YOU?!
I can't find my underwear or one of my shoes but he baked me cookies for breakfast.
i want us to warm up up with us making out while i lay you down touching and feeling all the spots you know are going to get you warmed up. im gonna move down your body kissing every inch as i move down past your panty line ;)
Did you watch the carolina game tonight?
I HAVEN'T FUCKED ANYONE IN FOREVER AND A HALF I DON'T DESERVE TO BE A TRASHY BLONDE
Girl, that was the lost night of 2012 for me and I have buried that night deep deep away..
Someone came into our hotel room and took our remote
What should I do?
I remember grabbing your ass. So firm. So right. I don't regret it.
I should not be allowed to reproduce. The world doesn't need my sarcastic asshole demon spawn in child form
why do guys have to express their feelings when they know your seeing someone else ? I fucked him anyways to make him feel better , and to know what he's missing.
Dude, my vagina feels like new again! I love antibiotics. How's your day?
Considering I drank for you last night, do you mind picking up your half of the hangover
I made the antidote to the nasty cognac. I AM THE GOD OF MIXED DRINKS.
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