Um, that's called prostitution
Not if I leave it on the nightstand, then it's called cab money
so he shaved. down there. and before he took his pants off i thought it was hot but then all i could think about were the naked mole rats from 7 grade science class.
Your sister thinks she pees out of her clit. Did you have Sex Ed or Sunday School growing up?
Yea. But u kept saying "as long as she doesn't have aids" so I was concerned
This soccer player girl is eating this banana WAY to slow. Too early for penis shaped foods.
All I remember is holding on to the elevator asking it politely to stop spinning
I'll be there in 5 min. If not, read this again.
I want something that's relevant to him banging her right after I did. Like "runner-up"
he convinced me that i wont have to do the walk of shame bc he has to go to jail in the morning
since when did our medecine drawer and our sex drawer become the same drawer? we now have lube covered cough drops.
Also what is the name of Americas thing where we had a holy obligation to expand westward? I'm going name my new lighter that.
We're having soft pretzels and cheese dip for dinner tonight. Like fucking adults.
I'm just trying to find the strength to put my bra back on and come inside
He pulled out a red and green condom and then started humming "Here Comes Santa Claus." Happy holidays indeed.
She was on top, but I lost her at "alright, you look like predator."
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