I am at the point in my high where i now know/understand chinese.
So he said if we had sex he'd take me to Build A Bear. My virginity is so worth a trip to build a bear.
You're 20.
IT'S BUILD A BEAR!
he just wrote my ten page research paper for tit pics. i love my boobs.
just because she threw up on my junk doesnt mean i dont like asians anymore
what's an appropriate "I'm fucking your grandson but I'm trying to hide it" outfit?
100% of annual heatstroke fatalities are preventable deaths! Don't let it happen to you! Also, you can catch crabs from almost anything! Be safe and have fun.
Some guy dressed like Santa just handed me a bottle of tequila. I NEVER WANT TO LEAVE CANCUN
YOU ARE SO GOD DAMN LOUD AND YOU'RE SHAKING THE GOD DAMN HOUSE. FUCKING STOP.
Getting dressed and listening to the song Buffalo Bill danced to in Silence of the Lambs. I'm a perfect psych major.
he didn't stitch me up last time. in fact, he yelled at me for bleeding.
This is the drunkest I've ever been at a chili's
If last night was a preview of 2015, I quit.
She swallowed the key to the cuffs, I've been having to explain the pink fuzz all morning.
Are you playing pokemon in the dark and sexting? I can't be mad at that.
I'm alone, 3 beers in, and cutting tshirts into belly tops.
Randomize
