there needs to be a "man fax report". like car fax. type in the guys name and bday and up pops all the bad shit he's ever done.
Just to save you guys the surprise, somebody shit outside of our door.
A girl just asked me if we had pregnancy tests and a coworker had to stop me from telling her I was a pregnancy test. THAT is why I don't drink at work.
I offered to lick your vagina while wearing a suit... Pretty sure chivalry is well alive.
I just don't understand how she's willing to go through so much planning and effort just to get a dick inside of her
Is it just me, or do you see your penis in that hand?
i think ive reached a prime reproductive point in my life or somethin- i see gingers and all i want to do is have their babies. like my body knows that i have a to carry on a legacy
80% sure the drag queens carried her home
You kicked my dad IN THE NUTS right when he walked in.
Sorry, man. Thought he was a cop.
I'm a stupid stupid woman who is totally going to rock this holiday season dick drunk on that Ginger
then I ended up getting a lapdance from my TA...I love college.
please don't forget about the bread in the toilet i am absolutely not dealing with that
I quit doing blow for him. If that doesn’t say “I’m in love with you and want to marry you” idk what does
Where are all your bongs? Your Dad wants to make sure they're put away before his family gets here.
Umm....in my room, on my closet, under the bed and behind my laptop.
why the hell are you crying over taco bell?
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