is her vagina suppost to smell like dirty taco bell?
Semi hypothetical question. Do you think its physically possible to bruise your clit?
I have a feeling this won't be the last time I wake up wrapped in a shower curtain with the words "Blame Bono" spray painted on it
Do you want the really bad news or the bad news? Or do you want it in chronological order?
There is literally a guy in my class with a gallon of water and a trophy.
How did a couple beers and monopoly turn into a bottle of vodka and throwing eggs at eachother in the kitchen?
Did you blow the guy you weren't supposed to hook up with again in the bathroom of pita pit? Cause that happened last night...
Send me one of your boob pics as an example. I mean this in the straightest least lesbian way possible.
I just want to be able to run around naked and eat grass with no judgments and have people feed me and expect me to sleep all the time.
so apparently last weekend we taught the mascot how to shotgun beers. am i winning college yet?
Apparently I give handjobs in my sleep. So that's interesting.
He jumped into a mall fountain. I don't think that warrants a lifetime ban or the disorderly persons charge, but whatever. Fuck you Pennsylvania.
My mom just told me I look like darth vader. how's your night?
On a scale of "huh, that's interesting" to "holy porn stars, batman". How good?
Definitely closer to "holy porn stars, batman".
The condoms have been found. I repeat: THE CONDOMS HAVE BEEN FOUND. he isn't a collector!!!
I'm glad that we laid to rest the suspicion that he was keeping them in a scrapbook. yayy
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