How did you manage that?
Told her it wasn't GENITAL herpes... just ORAL herpes... on my penis
lol... jersey girls rock
I was gonna make fun of her but that plan kinda stopped once she put my dick in her mouth
i dont know if you remember blowing your vomity nose directly into my hand...yeah thanks for that
Freshman just walked up and thanked me for letting him hide under my bed when the cops showed up to the house last weekend
Need toilet paper. Napkins suck. Slowly running out of those two and the bleeding hasn't stopped. Your cat is next
Not sure why I sent you a picture of a black bear last night but it seemed like a good idea at the time.
That sucks about the drama. But hey, it's always a good day when you see someone get tazed!
Tequila me may have very bluntly told him that I wanted to touch his abs.
He was so drunk he was throwing the bowling balls into other lanes on purpose. He still beat my high score thought.
I gave them the 'I used to fuck your son' discount.
Woke up in a sombrero and a males speedo. Tequila makes normal peoples clothes fall off, however it makes me fall into a questionable identity crisis
yea plus he's gonna be wearing his gumby costume so that'll take a lot of pressure off too
Who the fuck gets injured on a merry-go-round? HOW IS IT POSSIBLE??
the girls would appreciate it if you invited over some drunk, single, straight men with low standards.
he went down on me and a few minutes later he asked to show me a magic trick. then he pulled a quarter out of my vagina
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