I didn't shave. On purpose
I murdered the dance floor call the cops
So I walked out of my room and there was my brother....standing naked
You know, Peter Parker would not have been nearly as cool if he had gotten bitten by an ant.
Just seen on a tshirt : "fake titties taste funny"
to cover up your slurred speech you tried talking like the creepy old man from family guy
I definitely didn't wake up this morning thinking "i wanna get gang banged today"
My mom just blew pot smoke into my nose and called me a cat.
Also pregame at mine tomorrow?
I want to be ashamed of the things we do this weekend
I can feel his 12 year old sister"s eyes barreling into my soul everytime I'm at there house..some how she knows I'm cheating on her brother or she's mad cause I stole her shirt.
i want to have awesome sex and feel fuzzy.
You kept saying we got to find the end of the rainbow, which turned out to be a box of lucky charms and Guinness in the bag of cereal
I want an apology pizza with SORRY IM A DOUCHE spelled out on it in pepperoni
You think I could convince him that having sex with another girl isn't cheating?
is caitlin alive?
ya she's alive she's watching a movie
ok remind her she drank toilet water then.
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