Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
you dont want to live with me, im always naked, a chronic masturbator, a bit of a voyeur and will likely touch you while you sleep. ps- i can pick locks
We gotta make a movie eventually. All good, long-lasting relationships include a homemade porno
We decided I could make bicurious-jitos or ho-meh-jitos or heteroflexible-jitos. But not homojitos.
The only thing I really remember is repeating "I hope I still have a job on Monday". Oh and pulling my boob out of my dress.
So I take it the company Christmas dinner went well then...
Just saw a drunk guy clapping and cheering for a chipmunk climbing up a tree. Classic
Please delete that video of me blowing you. I will repay you with 100 blowjobs even better than the one I gave you during that video. Please. I am gonna be a grandma one day.
Who knows? Maybe we can sing afternoon delight into each other's genitals.
My mother is even happier about me having a sugar daddy than I am
I sent you a snap of me in the bath, and you sent me a snap of a taco. An actual taco.
Well if you don't want to be kicked out before last call don't I would suggest stop drinking whiskey and don't call the giant bouncer with the neck tattoo "princess"
We had sex and I never took my mets hat off... I feel like Duda knows and approves.
I used an explanation of Walking Marriages in the Mosuo Culture to successfully negotiate an open relationship. That Anthropology degree is finally starting to pay off.
Apparently I’m a terrible influence when alcohol is involved
I'm making a sandwich topless right now. Remind me again why I don't have a boyfriend?
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