THAT stays in the CAR. And if one fucking person who was NOT in the car brings it up, I will KILL you. Thank you.
..So we should take it off Youtube?
I just hotboxed my laundry basket.
I just saw a van full of amish parents and their kids. Those cheating mother fuckers!
Clearly I understand physics better when I'm on cocaine
He told me I just kept sending him the word sex and dollar signs.
The key to alley sex is drunkeness.
Theres a high probability there will be two hot men waiting on you in your bed when you get home for lunch.
She said we could only have sex if she got to keep her fake moustache on during
you're the one asking for my vibrator at 4 in the morning so reconsider your life
Just burnt my nuts with a cigarette. Don't ask. I hate life.
Is the Chairman of the College Republicans throwing upon your toilet right now? 'Murica!
correction: my vagina hates that I'm smart.
It's all fun and games until you have to pay the bar tab.
I refuse to answer that question on the grounds that it may incriminate me
Thanks for supporting me through Robs retirement. I'm still in shock, but your dick helped.
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