I drove you home. there is no excuse for wrecking your car 3 hours later.
Just had perfomance review. I was told the best example of my integrity was when I told my boss I was going to fail the random drug test due to my weekend coke binge. She said that took a lot of character.
my mom just asked me, concerned, if I swallowed.
if the best thing you can say about him is "he probably wont kill me" you may want to rethink hanging out with him
i robbed the continental breakfast last night
I am literally hand feeding my crying ex boyfriend taco bell. What has my life become?
Don't talk about his dick. That's mine. There's a copyright on it. Use with permission
I have a theory he's part Neanderthal
Babies are disgusting. I held one once. Then I washed my hands and rinsed my mouth out with wine.
Yeah started playing at the wedding last night, when the line. "Ludacris fills cups like DD" he starts pointing at my tits right in front of his grandparents.
Blowing a married man is so much more important than a 12 year olds basketball game.
I've never had someone have to dis-arm themselves before I sucked their dick prior to that
There's a rash on my genitals that would like a word with you.
She's one of those people who could be either 16 or 23. In which case she's too old for me or in dangerously jailbait territory for you, bro.
He has me blocked on facebook.... so I stalked him using my cats fan page.
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