Will you blow on my dice?
I feel miserable, can't drink that much when I go out
We've been saying that since '98
Hello rock bottom. My name is Jared. Nice to meet you.
which gay bar do you need a ride home from?
Is pulling weed out of a vagina a good thing or a bad thing?
Check that he is NOT ok. He just heated up SoCo and used it as syrup on his pancakes.
Why have they been driving around the block for the past 30 min?
He told her it was international road head day.
I am way too attached to fictional lesbians.
I'll give you $10 to get a dick pic with a gecko on it.
NO I WOULD NOT GET A GUMMER FROM A GRANDMOTHER
Last night he ate BBQ Pringles out of my boobs...I feel like it was moderately productive
I've literally exhausted all the videos on pornhub. It took like 4 years, but I've done it. I did that quicker than I finished college
I rode home in a shopping cart so there's that. MVP to the guy that pushed it.
how do you politely tell someone their toddler looks alarmingly similar to the berries and cream guy
If you find my integrity anywhere, please tell it to come back home
Just found out the last guy I hooked up with is being held in a federal prison under suspicion of stealing 175k.
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