Umm. Any where really. Alcohol and boobs. Those are the requirements.
she tossed me in the back of the car and said "god gave u the gift of life and I wanna swallow it"
ill give you a picture of me naked for $5. im desperate.
He called the drink "The Annexation of Puerto Rico". He wouldn't tell us whats in it but said that we should all fear for our lives. Let's do this.
you sat in the middle of your kitchen floor feeding your dog blueberries one by one
I just found a 2 minute video on my phone of you throwing up in a fake plant.
All you kept saying was, " Barack fucking Obama. FUCK Michelle" and then you motorboated me.
Get your clothes on you are our DD for the night. The usual three way payment
If I could sit on this toilet forever I would totally do that right now
What the hell do I have to give up to manifest a dick
I need to keep a secret stash of instant alcoholic margaritas for when i deal with people. For example, right now, im grading, and I just don't fucking care any more. My students should make a thank you card for Jose Cuervo.
I'm gonna eat you out. But for science
It's Scottsdale, it shouldn't be this hard to find drugs.
He put rainforest music on before we had sex I felt like I was in the Amazon
I woke up and there was a tiny sombrero on my penis. Care to explain?
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