My gift to the freshman: I made an illegal stop, rolled out and dropped to my hands and knees and puked in front of the south campus dorms and about 20 families. Welcome to OSU
how can i change my meal plan to a keystone plan?
good luck with ur interview. Just show them your confidence and don't make that sucking snot noise. Really don't. Praying for you, love mom
What I wanna know is who took a picture eiffel towering her?
Protocol on turning down a date from someone in the House of Representatives?
I asked you if you needed a ride and you kept saying "no, my name is katelyn"
I made a list on my phone of places I want to fuck, it's right under my list of groceries I'm getting a little too used to regular sex but dude monogamy is the shit
its just been over 12 hours, and i`m dying, don`t know how i`m supposed to survive the holidays sexless
I just got dropped off by that cop that pulled you over. Best sex ever! Consider that $140 ticket my birthday present.
Next time you decide to go downstairs hungover, please warn me. I now have to explain to twenty eight year olds why you were naked.
Who knew a blowjob could cause this kind of crazy
He wasn't prepared for it
COME TO THE TOP OF THE MOUNTAIN AND I WILL GIVE YOU MY SAGE ADVICE.
He nailed that bed down really well so it won't break again. All I could think while he was nailing it was "challenge accepted".
It's beautiful. It's what jesusxwants. I should send you a pic of my boobs out of friendship
I think I'm the first girl to break a bed with a guy, without even having sex with him while doing so.
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