i wants your nipples near my face. PLEASE????
3 st and 6 ave. One dollar pitchers. Look out world.
Do they fuck in the end of "Lady and the Tramp" or am i just wasting my time
I woke up 25 minutes ago and have been high for 20. Impressive?
Bars not open yet, I feel like a desperate alcoholic wandering around outside.
You don't understand how difficult it is to give head with cotton mouth
Can you pinpoint the moment you decided it was acceptable to trade blow jobs for beers or was it a gradual slide?
If after tonight I can still walk on my own, take me to another bar.
She has a lazy eye!
My other option is a hardwood floor
I wouldn't blow him for all the queso in the world.
I'd rather blow that homeless guy who asked me to breast feed him.
Back. Waiting on Thong the shuttle bus driver. THONG
I knew it was you who came home last night because no one else would walk in at 3 am and start microwaving a burrito
One day I'll learn not to get drunk on a plane. Today is not that day.
I had a rough night. I'm just gonna lay here and masturbate for a while before I have to go adult.
Just to clear things up, yes you did lick the strippers butt
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