She told me a very interesting story, complete with pantomimes, about how she got a habanero seed in her vag
He's playing farmville on his phone while puking over the toilet..
Chick took off her bra in the middle of class cuz it was "too hot." How's going out of state feel now?
Girls night always turns into let's seperate and get laid night.
She's pissed. She declared she was moving out and proceeded to pack 3 pairs of shoes, her electric wine opener and ONE sock. Then told us to have fun paying her portion of the rent.
I fell asleep to him stroking my ass calling it his precious.
the whole "pretend to be sober/pull it together for my family" thing really blew up in my face when i threw up into my pillowcase.
I swear my vagina formed calluses just to deal with how big he is
Idk how much more i could have responded my dick was basically trying to unzip the zipper and hop out
Just saw a midget on an elliptical. Epic.
I sang "A Whole New World" while I took his virginity
That is awesome that you did that.
A huge penis doesn't warm the soul. Or that's what I've had to tell myself.
bitch i am allowed to be rude i just fought cold hard porcelain with my face
My vagina has made plenty life decisions and I would like to point out very few if not any of them were in my favor.
They ran out of toilet paper so I used the rug to wipe my vagina
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