what, no i told him that it wasnt nessesary to put all 5 fingers in my vagina
I think you came in my ear last night and I had to pick it out infront of my kids in class today
There are bud lights poping out of the zipper of my overnight bag and my dildo almost fell out in the elevator. not professional
She tried to beat him up using a half gallon of Bacardi, instead she got tangled in Kayla's hanging bra and broke a lamp. She can party with us anytime.
We'll just play it by vagina and see where it leads us
Why is my vagina being sacrificed for yours? I'm sure he would take a piece of you too. Your turn.
I wish I was there to have sex with you on the plane to lessen your anxiety.
That's the nicest thing anyone has over said to you.
I take to many stalker pics of him. If he ever looks through my phone he'll never give me sex again :(
Well ill be drunk so just come find me. Its like where in the world is Joey San Diego
She proceeded to flip everyone off then open a Heineken with her teeth.
You have the perkiest tits in all of North America. You're fine.
You were cussing me out in sign language, and slurring your signs.
That's some kind of record drunk there...
So she said she could really go for a cheeseburger and I remembered I had one in my pocket. No idea where it came from.
honestly performing my own hysterectomy would hurt less than my cramps right now.
i just sneezed the second i jizzed and it got in my eye. words can't describe how much i hate life right now.
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