There is a girl getting fingered on my left, a middle aged drink man smoking a bong and two girls flashing the cameras in front of me. I'm in the middle trying to maintain my innocence.
do you think they ever dumped Gatorade over Michael Vick's head after his dog won?
Just saw remains of her puke from last night on my pants.... thats got "Apology BJ" written all over it.
I thought pig tail meant you were suppose to grab on to it when getting BJ
I just withdrew $200 in ones. I think the teller knew what was up
I just worked out and used handles of vodka as weights. Whoever said alcoholism is detrimental to you health obviously has no fucking idea.
you do realize eating doritos and gatorade as a breakfast hangover cure is only acceptable for one more month - then we have to grow up
she hid the dish soap because she was afraid someone would confuse it with the margaritas and drink it instead. her reasoning was "theyre both soo pink...i cant tell them apart"
Smoked a topless bowl this morning. For International Women's Day. Quite liberating.
An image of us stuck like that like Pompeii comes to mind. A wonder for future anthropologists
All I want to do is shower, but there is a keg in there.
He fed us edamame like baby birds. Slowly all coming back to me.
I tried to break it off with the married one. He offered to pay off my car.
The side bitch struggle is real.
I just got a lap dance from a kid in the coconut bra... So not drunk enough for this.
What are you gunna do with your life today
put it back together
Randomize
