..now you can marry chaz and be in cher's family..
yeah n i dont have to pretend to be into chicks to do it now...
It's American, baby! There ain't nothin gross about America.
you had a panic attack, pissed yourself, and started crying. you never go above the kiddie level of my lil bros schools haunted house ever again.
round 2?
EVER.
fyi, take the long route to the library. the "can i be your baby daddy?" homeless man migrated back for winter
don't you dare blame getting arrested on me. you sugested we play the penis game and we all know I'm a strong competitor
Hon, I found you crying into a bathrobe in the back of a closet with a broken shoerack.
Did you go to church in Texas and sign me up?
You need southern Jesus
Your loyalty to the Redskins reminds me how no matter how much I disappoint you, you will still always be rooting for me.
hell no. i was not wasting my two tears of virginity on him.
I can't adult today.
Take a nap and try again
I have to buy a couch. There's nothing more adult than buying a couch on a Tuesday.
I'm going to need a penis the size of a bat
Just had an orgasim to the Star Spangled Banner so.. it was all worth it.
I can't imagine a friend I would rather lose my virginity to in a threesome.
Please stop telling my mom she doesn't have nipples when she's been drinking. You know shell show you. Forcefully.
I would let him fuck me right here in this laundromat. Praise Satan.
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