I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
so I called to to smoke and you didn't pick up so I smoked and now I'm a race car
So in our children's lit class, some jackass little boy had gone thru the where's waldo book and circled waldo. I realize you would have been that kid.
I think I'm cybering, it's been a while and its more in depth than it was in 8Th grade.
The dentist told me I have super glue on my teeth. I'm not blaming you I just want to know how that happened
I'll try not to. I have an appointment at the hospital tomorrow so my goal is to wake up there.
I told him to pick up the beer can he threw in front of the police station. So he gets out chugs whatever's left and throws it back and says ok let's go.
A 74 year old man offered to let me sleep on his pull out couch last night.
I panicked i brought burritos. Funeral burritos
He was pretty bad, I wanted pizza the whole time.
My date ended with her leaving the bar with that guy who used to jerk off in the back of the school bus.
CAPS.LOCK.AND.SPACEBAR.ARE.BROKEN.
I just gave them my two week notice. Now is the perfect time to fuck my boss's son
she just sent our roommates a message asking them for a parakeet. are you gonna call later?
My brain is like a TV with 10 channels, 9 of them are static and the other one just plays that one Nagito Komaeda edit on loop 24/7
Randomize
