It's pouring out. I am cold, wet, and miserable.... Kind of reminds me of our sleepover last night.
He was wearing a Knicks jersey I had to go home with him. it was a rough season.
Awkward moment #23: reasuring mom that the bf and I aren't having sex as seamen is running down my leg...
Taped crackers to the wall. Sat I'n the dryer. Bobby had to pull me out by my hair. No more.
I don't want to have to force feed him my vagina!!
Apparently I texted my high school english teacher asking her to tell me what logical fallacies she taught us three years ago.
Try not to get arrested for it, but otherwise i support you
He's CUTE. and foreign
Don't be offended, the only thing I'm attracted to right now is snack cakes and chicken wings.
Life achievement unlocked: I just ate a Slim Jim "Lady and the Tramp" style with a guy in a bar.
I gave a handjob to the beat of uptown fuck last night
well theres no bloody mary mix at the campus bookstore so i dont even know what its good for
He asked me what I wanted for Christmas. I told him an orgasm would be nice.
Pretty good. Thinking about getting day drunk and filling out job applications so I don't hate myself as much
I couldnt face her after that wonderful, terrible blowjob. Made a rope out of towels and climbed out her bathroom window.
kind of bad when u call a cop an asshole for driving you home from the bar
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