Any particular reason you put 2 smashed up limes in my back pocket last night?
and i looked up. we had an audience...
his cum shot went directly into his bellybutton. felt like i was playin ski ball
i looked up his schedule, waited outside his classroom, and handed him the receipt for plan b
whatever it's my dick and i'll put it wherever i want
mom came into my room and asked to borrow some condoms. We have gotten to the point where it's not awkward anymore.
found inexpensive tickets to Norway. Questioning if its legal. PLEASE tell me you remebered the walkie talkies and face paint.
There is a slip-n-slide in the hallway and a girl just did it topless cuz I told her it was my birthday. Where are you?
You scratched my dick last night. It deserves an apology and I fell that actions speak louder than words when it comes to apologies like this.
drunk enough to drink jager bombs out of a bowl on the kitchen floor.
I knew he cared when I got his text "happy birthday to the girl who gives phenomenal head"
A talk about Arizona woman's rights politics has never turned to sex so quickly before.
my spring break was before theirs and i literally fed him vodka all week, only stopping for class and bowls. like handles. i cant even think anymore, that chastity belt was hard to get off,
I made a nest in his bed. I'm not leaving
I would just like to say that I was the one who said that we should find scissors, when they were cutting your hair with a kitchen knife. I am responsible.
I still feel bad for it, even though I technically only videotaped it and helped will to distract the questioning neighbor
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