Lady with a stroller in a bar. Think she's out of my league?
handjob tips. give me some.
so let's talk penis.
I just made a friends list on fb of all the guys ive hooked up with. genius.
Woke up on the floor with my glow stick in one hand & dollar bills in the other. Good. Morning.
I picked her up for our first date on a fucking horse. Of course I got a BJ.
What is their policy on bow ties and belligerence?
What wine did you feed Jack? Might not want to waste the good stuff on kitties. Kitties only get box wine.
I'm a gymnast. they should know better than to let me get dunk near anything i can flip on
He goes to Columbia so regardless of how he looks I should fuck him right?
I told you, she may have multiple personality disorder, but like in the most upbeat way possible.
I never thought I would have to put a band-aid on my penis.
You handed me an unpeeled grapefruit off the frat basement floor and then took a bite out of it.
I guess what I'm trying to get to is that my dog sneezed on my dick earlier and its really taken the joy out of my evening.
I told him I lived in the apartment beside his brother and he said "oh, you're the girl that watches really loud porn!"
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