STUCK IN CAPS. WANA GET AFTER IT TOMORROW?
u downloaded tardy 4 the party
then u started screaming about not wanting nene on the record
There are about 5 pictures of my dog taking a dump on my camera and 20 of Brandon taking one for "comparison" reasons.
My mom and I are having a "yay I don't have herpes" shopping trip day
When you wake up in your dorm right outside your room with the key in the door, then you will understand my pain.
I don't want to talk. I just want to motorboat those tits
im just gonna lie here and collect money in this whoppers bag while sprawled out on this bench and explain that its to buy weed for my hangover
my drunken justification for peeing in her closet was that her shoes were ugly
You can't play that off as role play thing. You held my hips and kept yelling "put a baby in me!" That shit ain't cool.
You said dick pics aren't attractive
Random ones, from strangers, no. But a beautiful penis I know and love, absolutely :3
Your life is one shit show away from being a lifetime movie.
By the power invested in me i promise you hot wedding sex at my wedding.
Also did I tell you guys about the time that I balled for like an hour at a frat and made them play wagon wheel and then cleaned their bathroom
2015 is a year for health and mental stability and alas we are not yet there so yolo
I'd give anything to be driving a pirate ship wearing nothing but a coconut bra and a grass skirt eating a pizza and watching dolphins jump in the waves. Dreams ya gotta have dreams
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