I hate u. Im listening to lady gaga and all i can hear is boca base om om om ommmm
she said i was amazing, then i left to room to take the rubber off and came back to find her masturbating with my xbox controller while niko got a call from roman.
Say it nicely.
Fine. I want to lovingly bend you over and lovingly fuck the shit out of you. Happy?
I am a human short and spout . Here is my jager Herr is my redbull . When i get real drink i shout out. Tip me over and pour yeager out
fat people need to stop using the handicapped bathroom stall so I can have sex in it. it's common logic
Are some dicks heavier than others? Random question as I'm feeling mine.
I think Saturday night will always be a mystery to me, except for buying an excessive amount of birthday shots for everyone and yelling BIRTHDAY SHOTS before every shot.
I ate the most amazing corn dog today.
I will probably dream about it.
Yeah I mean once a gun is being waved around, its probably a good time to leave the party
But the music was sooo good
I think i just shit in their garbage can, I'm ready for that ride u owe bro.
It's statistically impossible for there not to be at least one guy sexting you right now
You know what else? He didn't even get to see my butt. And my butt is really cute. Car sex is awful.
Optimism doesn't exist before 2pm nor do any other emotions.
I just found your "it's drinking time" note in my chem notes. Why did this never happen??
I was waiting for you to find it...I'll be over in 5
Who’s got two thumbs and just got laid in the administration building?
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