I feel like abortions should bother me more
i wish i was a boy too so i knew what a blow job felt like
Of all the shitty people we associated with, you should be happy that I'm the one fucking your cousin. Sorry.
High school girls are buying me shots. This will not end well.
I woke up to find that chris drank one of my contacts.
Yeah he's good at that.
Before you even think your day was worse than mine, I had to disinfect and and stitch another dude's penis after his prince Albert got ripped out by an angry chick.
It's take your daughter to work day... I really shouldn't be here right now
Dollar Store pregnancy tests. For when you sorta wanta know.
They have marijuana tests too!
trust me. coming from a bonafide dirtbag, this dude is up to shady shit
she texted me 'with freud,' which i thought was drunk for 'i'm with my friend.' but nope, she was actually on a statue of the psychologist sigmund freud.
We have a lot of substance abuse to do tomorrow its sleep time
Wait, but now I'm curious. In what position were y'all when the cops came? Were you guys butt ass naked in the car? 😂😂
i like beer, sex, and cooking. what more can he want?
the fact that I've been his fuck buddy for a year, and I'm pregnant isn't bothering me. the fact that he didn't tell me about his girlfriend does.
ok morning sex is a totally valid reason to come in late... ur good, cya in 20
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