i just google searched "what time does taco bell open"
i'm like carrie bradshaw but prettier and with a penis
my roommate and her friend got reaallllly high last night and it looks like they played scrabble. one of their words is "nippal"
"Tonight I'm turning swine flu into an std" this might be how zombies come about. Peace civilization.
That was the scariest sex i've ever heard....
It was the best sex i've ever had.
Starting drinking whiskey at eight. Already had ten girls looking up my kilt to make sure I'm wearing it right.
This is actually a pretty big deal for him. I mean, he contacted a stranger out of concern for someone else instead of for sex.
That does show growth.
Yeah I went home with her... She had me take off everything but my shirt and from across the room goes, "Now dance. Just dance that dick over here"
All I am going to say is this: I woke up with lots of bruises on my knees from running around on all fours being a 'dinosaur'. Either girls night in went terribly wrong or terribly right.
You're a five foot adderall and caffeine fueled ball of sexual frustration and suppressed rage. It's only a matter of time before you snap. We're taking bets on when.
We had sex during an intermission, then the second period. The bruins better win. Missing a period isn't worth having sex with him
Anyway, all that to say that tiny penises are a hassle.
Can you repeat that, but with context?
I'm glad I date someone who likes the simple things. Sex, kittens, and McDonald's.
He's got that kind of dick that just MAKES me cheat on my boyfriend. It deserves a trophy. Really you should give it ride sometime.
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