Apparently every Tri-Delt knows what I did and I am blacklisted from ever dating anyone in that house.
Well ya you lied, told her you cared, took her virginity and then broke up with her at Christies Toy Box.
I honestly thought the dildo was a nice parting gift.
why did i wake up to an event notice that says "Shit Just Got Real"?
I've officially put my junk in foods from 5 of the 6 layers of the nutrition pyramid
captain morgan taught me last night that resee's puffs are way better when eaten straight out of the sink.
Took an aderol, wrote a differential equation for solving volume of flow of a rectangular channel with change in depth, then masturbated for the 6th time.
giving him head while hes talking to his fiancee on the phone about inviting me to their wedding.... im invited. should i go or would that be wrong?
I should have kept drinking, a coma can't be as bad as this hangover
Just found a hole in my wall with your left shoe in it.
She just took the bottle of jager to the bathroom and locked the door. Now I hear the water running..if the house floods she's paying for it
apparently he thought telling me 'the weasel wants to come out to play' would somehow convince me to go down on him
I paid your cover too so you're on the list as tits mcgee. You're welcome :D
The dorm having an ice machine is their way of inviting us to make mixed drinks.
right now I need to figure out a smart way to get an accurate picture of his dick so I know what in dealing with, right now in flying blind.
Said he wanted to wear me as a loincloth. Not sure if sexual or predatory
he just kept biting everyone and singing hilary duff songs. i can't even bring him to a gas station.
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