you dont seem to understand my overwhelming need to watch space jam right now
Do you understand how much easier life would be if fannypacks were normal
She gave him HEAD floating down the river in a tube as big a a tire. I just don't know how to compete with that sort of level of slut.
It's alright she couldn't hear you. Her legs were over her ears
i want to find a way to basically assault his face with my vagina.
im not 100% but im pretty sure at some point i was rubbing ur bf's beard telling him how magnificient i thought it was
should i go to class, or party with a mariachi band?
meriachi band is very tempting, do they have dos equis?
I think I was using my hair to catch my vomit last night.
You were.
Besides the flaccid incident, it was decent. Average sized. So this is my life now. Loneliness and lackluster sex.
You might have crossed the line by jerking off while she was in the bathroom taking a prego test. Just saying
I feel like you just railed me after that sext
I don't think you understand. I woke up under the car. At 3 am. In the club parking lot.
Can rosie odonnell just not be a lesbian? Shes stressing me out, knowing we bat for the same team.
I just spent 100$ at a sex shop to make myself feel better. And I signed you up to win 200$ so if you win, it's mine. And yes I'm serious.
You can help me! We'll make an occasion of it. Have some rum, make some smores, condemn the email system to the pits of hell...
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