Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
I woke up fully clothed on top of my sheets and i didnt even pee myself..so proud.
If you had to guess, would you say that as a species, midgets are more or less flammable than humans?
Less. Duh. They have less combustible mass.
They left shortly after you claimed the dirty rug as your mattress and began alternating between singing "Dayman" and "Nightman"
I decided to buy a keg of Miller Lite instead of paying the electric bill. Just thought I'd give you a heads up...
I'm not sure...it could be the pasta I ate from her sink, the dominoes, or just the alcohol. Or a wicked combination of all 3.
I'm taking it from the chunk of pizza I just pulled out my hair that we ate pizza last night?
A horseman, i repeat, a man on a horse downtown just told me i was gorgeous and my friends were not. Not drunk enough.
They just keep looking funny at me. No one has attempted to tell me that I don't make sense though so maybe they're all way more high than I am.
he doesn't sweat normal. maybe that's what THC smells like coming through the sweat glands...
I found an industrial strength sharpie in the drawer so I started writing BONER JAM 2014 on everyone's foreheads so they kicked me out
never planned on seeing last weekend's one night stand again, much less be on the same plane as him..
He finger blasted me like an angel dude
I really appreciate you taking the time to blur out my excessive boob cleavage for instagram
Starting to realize that fucking everyone I come across isn't the most... "adult"... coping method.
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