school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
idea:have a jello shot stand(opposed to lemonade stand) to raise money for spring break
I feel like I should I write an apology note to the frat for falling down stairs, passing out on the couch, and chugging the entire bottle of burnetts at semiforml last weekend. Apparently I was the main topic of discussion at their chapter meeting last night.
She just stuck her hand down the strippers pants. Shit just got real.
She's the barista slut.
I didn't think it was possible, but that girl next door is even louder when drunk.
He managed to scream "cowabunga bitch" before he went down on me. Let me know if you still like him.
She Kept going around and squirting jello shots into guys mouths. That was her ice breaker.
She just broke down showed up grabbed a beer said fuck it pulled off her fake eyelashes looked at my roommate and said we need to break up you're a nice guy and I'm a whore
Here's the thing, you got road head in two different cars tonight. You feel lucky yet?
So I sent him a snap of me half naked holding a pie last night.
You need to stop telling people you gained weight over the holidays. You've been fat since July.
I'm at 45 minutes post orgasm, and I still feel my insides spasming. Pretty sure I just fucked Superman.
There's a Japanese guy here dressed as a Viking who just screamed "wats up cocksluts" and kicked a guy in the face. come get me out of here.
Also, I'm not that drunk, but I'm thinking of pulling the blinds all the way up and casting some porn up onto the living room TV to establish dominance over our neighbors.
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