Grab the Coors Light. Its time to get NASCAR drunk
Hey! Thanks for asking, but it didnt go well. He threw up in the car on the way to dinner. Blind dates arent for everyone.
Oh my god it just tripped me out that I used to be a baby, I had to tell you.
in hindsight, the duct tape banana hammock was a bad idea.
Of course, you get to fuck all night while I'm stuck in the girls bathroom sucking a limp dick for coke
the kid throwing up and laying face down on the deck just asked ME if I'M okay...
I may have farted on a group of children. It may not have been an accident.
IT'S LINGERIE PURCHASED FROM A FLEA MARKET, THE ONLY THING IT'S GOING TO BE POSITIVE FOR IS A TEST FOR HIV
She said she'll drive over, bang, and then head home. It's like ordering a pizza.
DELETE THAT VIDEO OF ME MAKING OUT WITH THAT RUG NOW
I'm really tired of this guy walking his chicken in my neighborhood.
Your heart isn't making stupid decisions... your penis is outsmarting your brain. Stop fucking her!
raging hangover at work with a lunchable dreaming of the sex ill never have. my life is perfect.
I watched one of the videos of you hanging from the rafters, and it is both violent and sexual in nature.
You remember my neighbor with the perfect ass? It's even better in assless chaps.
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