Is this going to be a big send off or a somber occasion? Just need to know if I should start drinking on the train or not.
Straightened my pubes. My dick looks like John Lennon fucked Gonzo.
he was already passed out before we got there, so i already knew i was going to like him
I forgot to tell you the best part. The folded up paper he wrote his number on opened up to be a picture of him when he was younger wearing a Columbia tshirt in front of NASA and in pen said his name and "space consultant."
For using a life jacket as a pillow, I slept pretty good last night...
I think you can do her, she seemed pretty set for revenge the second time her boyfrind high fives her in the face.
be ready to rage tomorrow. like naked ranch dressing rage
You know this who 'I show my love by being a total dick' thing is getting old, right?
The amount of knuckle children I've had to the Farrah Abraham sex tape is disturbing and impressive
the amount I squirted last night was insane. Im glad i ignored tlc's advice, i went chasing waterfalls and loved every god damn minute of it.
Yeah, last night in the parking lot was hot. I'm sure whoever has the surveillance tapes thinks so too.
I HAVE A FLAME THROWER. COME SEE IT. IT’S SAFE AND WORKS.
Is it okay to get drunk at a baby shower? ....asking for a friend
You like that 95% of the time I masterbate I think bout you?
Just wanna know what I can I do to earn the other 5%
short story short, i just screamed anal seepage in the middle of a diner.
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