Dub. In the bra. Dub in the bra.
I'm youtube-ing children's choirs. Am I adorable? Or am I a child predator?
Predator. Straight up.
Dude, it's gettin so bad even my fantasies just wanna be friends.
You should swallow it and be like the ticking crocodile. Only you play Still of the Night.
If it was for sex do you really think i would asking for a mass vote? I'm like fidel castro when it comes to sex. No public approval needed.
you're just mad cause i madeout with you while having a mouth full of chewed pretzels
Did you Fuck minivan and her friend last night?
I sold him an eighth while trippin balls wearin my girlfriends tutu and tube top. and i was talking about albinos the entire time
well, he defiantly picked the right guy to buy drugs from
So... crashing at the hot bartender's place is not a solid marital decision.
You guys had reggaeton music playing while dry humping? Definition of romance.
My husband gave me a key to his house. I thinks this means we're getting kinda serious.
There is a french fry attached to my steering wheel and a note that says "eat me yum yum" can you explain this?
We got stoned and watched Disney movies all night. I think I'm in love.
You were painting for six hours and managed one four foot wall. "The Mellow Handyman" isn't a good business model.
I have cats now. Five of them.
Have you considered starting a global domination firm?
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