6:33 AM: I'm drunk at this time of morning.
I just woke up in my closet, wearing a pink cowboy hat and a pink thong...
I want my thong back.
I hate you tequila.
but there are maragaritas for $3 so that was all i needed to hear
Our suitemates are shrooming again. I left a less colorful dress hanging on the door, change before you come in because purple is making Maeve cry.
you know, this Evan Williams whiskey isn't so bad when it's watered down a bit and you're home by yourself on a Saturday listening to Snoop Dog alone in your apartment without pants or any plans for your future...
Had sex with one of the guys from Ireland. Celebrating st pattys early.
It's like they're playing jeopardy and the category is "things that make women dry."
She just broke into my apartment while I was asleep, woke me up and drunkenly tried to seduce me for about 2 minutes, then passed out..
The last thing I remember was naked hot tub and taking a shot and using the hot tub water as a chaser. Not acceptable.
How long is enough time to schedule homosexual exploration... Like an hour?
Its perfect, I supply the pot she makes the brownies. I love the culinary dept.
After an hour of searching for my pants, we had three people looking. They were finally found in the oven.
Yeah I passed out. The last thing I remember is the lady telling me I couldn't play the clarinet with my nose.
How was the tequila? Are you making bad decisions yet?
We hotboxed his bathroom. going to be a good night
Hotbox went wrong - smoke sets off fire alarm. Firefighters coming
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