I'm getting drunk watching the disney channel. Is this a main reason why we aren't together anymore?
walmarts paint section shouldnt be open at 3am
Sorry but i am wayy to hungover to take mom to her AA meeting.
Wont she be proud, Hailey.
This is one of those moments when you do what I say or I come stalk you down like a gazelle.
Screw them and thier engaged asses. I've got liquor to drink and boys I don't know to make out with.
Well on the plus side I have started adding benefiber to my bottle of wine
I'm waiting at the bar and am surrounded by unattractive women.
You need to get here and rebalance this disturbance in the force.
I NEED YOU HERE TO KNOCK THE MALT BEVERAGES OUT OF MY MOUTH
I think you should just bang him and get it out of your system.
That's what you say about everyone.
He's so twisted that he's acting out Dragon Ball-Z by himself. The Tanquray and THC combo doesn't play around.
I knew I'd like her from the moment she supported me messing around with my co-worker on my lunch break
I feel like a sex bomb and I need to go explode on somebody
I already tell everyone in my office my bf is at the Naval academy. It slipped one time and I can't go back on it now
Nice people suck dick too. I'm proof.
Not gonna make it. His stripper neighbors are playing a Super Bowl drinking game that involves removing my clothes
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