ashley and jimmy are about to have sex on degrassi.... EVERYONES GETTING LAID BUT ME
We just made mixed drinks in the bathroom of burger king. This is sad.
found the other keg... it's in the tree
All was going smooth until he pulled a condom out of his collection he kept in a Cheesy Gordita Crunch Box from Taco Bell.
Sometimes I wonder how different my life would be if I didn't share a weekly margarita with my mom since i was 12
Staying in I think. Boyfriend has domesticated me. I'm making eggs naked right now. Also really high.
they're both probably 7 inches? or 8? I'm shoving a ruler in my mouth trying to figure it out
Listen. I don't care if its "nontoxic" im not putting it in my fucking vagina.
So who won the naked front yard Olympics last night?
Well my tits are spray painted gold & i have what i think r the Olympic rings shaved in my vag !!!!!!!SO its safe to say i won something ....
We have 24 days left before I leave for college and 21 condoms left in the stockpile. Are you up for the challenge?
Dude, double fisting packs of Ramen saved my life last night
No more chicken and waffles served by drag queens at 2 AM. :(
I still don't know his name but his ass is spectacular. Like he should never wear pants.
Drink. Fuck. Waffle House. Repeat.
You have thirteen minutes to get here if you want to get back together. Otherwise I'm getting digits from the waitress.
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