your butthole totally puckers for the ginge
can you wear a superman outfit if we ever have sex?
It smells like Drakkar Noir and desperation out here.
That's why you should quit smoking.
hey, we don't wanna leave the house because we're watching fireworks on tv. this is america.
I cant help but queef when the male extremity enters
What is a male extremity?
i didnt realize it was that long since you've had sex
There are rumors he has a square penis....ill do anything though....
someone wrote "the short drunk lives here" on our door. i already have a reputation
is it just my freshly shaved vagina or is the guy at the end of the table pretty cute??
I just sat through a State Farm mortgage Insurance commercial to watch a Trick Daddy video. Is this the target audience they are going for here?
Listen, it's not like I meant to bust the window out. It just sort of happened. And I'm also sorry for stealing your dads bandanas.
If you're not on crutches for breakfast, I'll feel like I've failed you.
For only eating leftover pizza for breakfast today, you sure do have a lot to vomit up...
If you were awake I would probably ride my bike over, fuck you like a god, leave you in the wonders of life, and bike home
Find me a cup with a lid so I can illegally drink in your car. I'll be there in bout 10 minutes.
I need you to ship me a penis cookie care package.
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