I am really glad that on the inside of a card from your grandparents you have transcribed the rules for circle of death
i need gas-x and some way to take back every single thing i did last night.
talking dirty on facebook chat is the new phone sex.
You should have seen her outfit yesterday. It was like pretty woman before Richard Gere gave her money to buy a new outfit.
Poopin on the sidewaaalllkkk. I wish my text told you that was a song
Shaun got a portable breathalyzer for christmas so now we can tell who the biggest pussy is at the end of the night.
I had a guy present me his prison release form this morning as id
She tried to kill herself by taking a whole packet of panadol. I mean HELLO THAT'S ME EVERY SUNDAY MORNING.
You know just sitting here carrying on a conversation with a 5 yr old about why there is puke at the landing of the staircase
CHEMICAL ENGINEER. God my mom would be so proud of me.
i just googled coccaine effects on sexual performance..maybe im dating the wrong guy
stop fucking thinking about him when there is A MILLION OTHER PENISES TO RIDE IN THE WORLD
I just put Gatorade in my wine, cause electrolytes, you know.
I was high as fuck laying down in the back seat while she gave him head. Most awkward chill moment of my life.
How much have you had to drink?
Qhaghao Oslo?
That seems like quite a lot.
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