Woke up to a denim duvet cover this morning... why r guys so tacky?
what do people who dont have blackberrys do while they poop?
God Help those hot young girls. It's going to be like Bambi in iraq. Except worse.
ARE YOU ALIVE? usually when i say lets start drinking at inappropriate times you come right over. im worried
i just had to wipe vomit off my fone to text you. yeah that hungover.
On the couch having a debate with the dog over whether eating anothr sweet roll will make the hangover better or worse
Just hooked up on shake weight girl's dad's porsche. What are YOU doing with your life?
I remember convincing the limo driver to smoke with us and if he did I would name my first son after him.
i sent you a picture of beads you send me a picture of boobs how hard is this to understand
If I believed in "responsibility" and "having limits", I would probably say I consumed too much alcohol in the last 48 hours
He led me to his room and handed me the remote, he left to go take a shower and there is a group of guys across the hall just staring at me... Its like they know something i dont. Help me.
Not yoga, whiskey. Totally mis-typed whiskey.
Should I have spent my entire pay check on Crown Royal and LSD? No. Do I regret it? Also, no.
Thanks for coming out I think haley is drunk enough for breast milk White Russians
It all started with a game of naked twister.
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