Well whatever you do have, it sure worked on me.
A Penis?
So does it count as really great road-head if he ran over 3 mailboxes before realizing he was off the road?
I just realized that two weekends in a row we ended up in a bathroom with two different boys asking us for a threesome. does this happen to everyone?
i was wearing footie pjs. how could there be confusion as to who i hooked up with, thats not something you forget
I fcuked ip.
Is this your way of telling me that you got drunk in your office before meeting with your dissertation advisor again? Or that you finally banged that freshman fraternity pledge?
Where are you?! I require drunk, males and possibly crying. Vomiting is optional and/or optimal as is karaoke.
we probably should not get naked in my neighbor's garage again. just sayin
Making a me burrito to ward off the cold...and the aloneness of my vagina
Well I walked the wrong way for a little bit and I don't remember if I fell asleep or not but I definitely laid down under the over pass for a while
There is a severe lack of banging on that itinerary... I'd like a revision on my desk within the hour
She was yelling at the tater tots, "In five minutes, you're going in my mouth!"
She said "we just have chemistry" ... I wanted to say "no, you just have a vagina."
If so I'm coming over there. There's no way I'm having "hello, how are you" conversations with my neighbors on acid
It's your birthday, you should get to jizz where you want to. Jizz when you want tooo
I don’t know what language he speaks but I know my boobs will translate just fine
I’m looking forward to few days of international relations
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