Heybabeimwearingurpanties
I was getting a bj with sports center on in the background
Da na na, na na naa
he sent her a picture of his penis to show that he "trusts her" or some shit like that..well she showed it to me, and let me just tell you..it looked like a freaking slug or something. creepiest penis i've ever seen. hands down
you had a panic attack, pissed yourself, and started crying. you never go above the kiddie level of my lil bros schools haunted house ever again.
round 2?
EVER.
i do not condone bathtub ky wrestling
The great thing about skinny blondes is that they're all interchangeable.
I will miss his soup and his dick the most
I did get to watch you pee, tho. That counts as another precious moment.
At least I know that however bad my life gets and how low I can feel I'll never feel shitting in a red robin parking lot low
All my friends are getting into relationships and going through breakups and I'm having Plan Bs and crunch wraps for dinner.
Whelp, I woke up on the front lawn this morning. I have got to stop wearing these underwear. Every time I do, I end up puking in someone's greenery.
So I missed the eclipse because I was masturbating.
Come get your boyfriend. He is hammered talking to me about hot dogs and casinos.
Who the fresh hell put 2 pillows a raincoat and a guitar on top of me to keep me warm last night
They call you PBJ boy because you were trying to seduce me with pieces of a peanut butter and jelly sandwich. Successfully might I add.
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