You also had the stripper slap the shit out of me for not having any money....remember that?
He asked me to touch his mustache. Should I go home with him?
i don't even specifically remember last night, it's just one big wonderful lesbianic blur.
Spending my graduation money on an abortion. Welcome to the real world.
HE'S turngign 18teen real soon.k
my vagina can't take this anxiety. there is no way he is 19 and this smooth. he's lying about his age or he's a goddamn sexual prodigy
He gave me the award for most entertaining blow job. That should count for something.
I told my grandmother all I want is a nice guy who likes to be tied up.
wait did i hook up with someone in mcdonalds last night?
I don't think this guy is worth it unless he's a skilled sexual amigo
MEG JUST LICKED A DRAIN PIPE. DAVE PUNCHED MATT IN THE THROAT. ALL BOUNDARIES ARE DOWN. I REPEAT. ALL BOUNDARIES ARE DOWN.
30-degree weather + Metal Cockring Monday = really hard to pee.
I sense lesbianism
That's a weird power
It smells like graded cheese and febreze in the family room what the hell have you been up to???
You'll be pleased to know I just had an elaborate day dream about your penis. you were there too.
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