No better way to find a friend than to offer cyber sex and see what happens
What should i be more turned off about... his massive collection of condoms or that he asked me to sign my name by number 68 on the list posted on his wall?
I think the two go hand in hand.
I just had teddy grams, ritz crackers, and twizzlers for dinner. Hello, end of the semester.
I had to throw up. it was the only way to avoid kissing her after she swallowed..
im downtown. alone. lost. drunk. dressed as santa. dont find me. i just heard someone say mechanical bull.
I woke up exactly where I passed out... on top of him yet he somehow put his pants back on
I held a cracker & gaterade down for an hour. I feel like this will be my greatest accomplishment of the day.
Joe decreed the livingroom and the hallway up to the burn mark his kingdom. I think this is the point of 'stage an intervention'
he asked me to "shake his dick" when he introduced himself, playing naked football with you in our living room. $100 says you two get married one day.
Where's Taylor bro?
Never mind found him under the sink
she fell asleep in a torn bush after playing cards at a nursing home.
this potential sugar daddy just sent me a photo of him butt naked in the woods saying he wants to "grow our spirits together." so i think i found us a new drug dealer!
I suggest both. Please have sex with them and prepare notes for a final comparison.
Two old ladies openly mocked me this morning at drunk breakfast. Is it time to reevaluate my life choices?
its like i get a dick upgrade with every new guy i screw, at this rate i'm scared to see my next one
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