The walk of shame isn't so shameful when you do it in a stolen, autographed Favre jersey.
If you're missing hair this morning, i'm sorry in advance
just heard a tri-delta girl talking about her drunken escapades last weekend...it's like the exact plotline to a hardcore porno.
she just took adderol and chased it w dog water
He kept trying to order 'sex on the tennis courts' for a drink last night
We just had to use a designated driver to get to night class.
Come over, we're having a tea party. And by a tea party I mean we're drinking whiskey from tea cups.
Omg. I have a story to tell you later about that girl that just crawled on stage
When I see myself in tank tops and push up bras I seriously wonder why I'm not President.
i ended up eating cold sauceless spaghetti out of the container in the fridge with my hands.
I threw up in a flower pot outside the bar last night and have a date tonight....I think I missed something
I felt like I was having sex with Joffrey from Game of Thrones. Needless to say how bad it was
I swear to fucking god if he takes away netflix I will have no problem sending his gf our sex videos
danced like there was no tomorrow. surprise. there's a tomorrow
One lesson I've learned so far from college: You've always got time for one more shot. Always
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