i think i am going to devote my summer to making my cats internet celebrities
its time for step 4 of getting over him: post his number on the transvestite page on craigs list asking for pics
It's official. 2011 is the year of sport fucking
I always hoped that one day I'd have a sex position named in my honor.
Either I'm deep cleaning my apartment out of severe academic procrastination or I'm subconsciously nesting and need to take a pregnancy test.
I just got back to our room ....neither of us spent the night there but both our beds are occupied. send help.
After seeing all of the pics during the trial, all I could think was "her vagina doesn't look THAT dangerous"
I definitely think in addition to buying paint ball guns this summer we should invest in a breathalyzer. That way every drunk night turns into a competition, who can blow over the legal limit more. The loser gets shot while hungover. Shit goes hand in hand if you ask me.
My passport was stamped in Canada two weeks ago. One step closer to uncovering wtf happened that night
I'm just like... Utterly amazed that we're still alive at this point. Who'da thunk it....
The cops wrote boobs in the police report. ...vandalism is our calling
Can I just fuck someone without it basically becoming an arranged marriage
Keep two things coming: nudes and puppy pictures
All I remember was my mom walking through the door, and then me asking her if she wanted a hit.
You might see me up a tree with a deranged look in my eye , just walk away at that point
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