Awesome. Ask her out.
Nope. She's got a detail of ed hardy security around her.
I just walked by a ginger with a mullet. I repeat GINGER mullet. So help us God.
So I've come to the conclusion that I would cry if I had an ugly baby.
She was raised with a wonderful home life. I can't do anything with that.
You NEED to fuck him he's a doctor with one leg. Are you kidding me right now. This will definitely make the list. Plus he buys all of us drinks.
You could breast feed yourself wine!! This shit is genius!
Bro I am trying to have one night stands nothing more, unless she is baking waffles I can eat out of her butthole I am not interested
walk of shame to my ortho appointment. kids are staring. this little girl just asked her mom if she can havr glitter in her hair too.
Hey do you know who I showed my dick to at the bar last night?
I send him pictures of my tits whenever I feel like he's paying too much attention to his girlfriend.
Dude, he's legal now. You could not pry me from his dick with the jaws of life.
Her tits are absolutely massive. Like ripleys believe it or not shit
We had sex in the church bell tower and somehow it still feels right.
yea plus he's gonna be wearing his gumby costume so that'll take a lot of pressure off too
High me is so sweet. She left not-high me a fortune from a fortune cookie and 6 packets of soy sauce in my tampon drawer.
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